these outfits are my end
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
Free! friendships: → SeijuuRin
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
HE JUST SHOVED A WHOLE CANDY BAR IN HIS MOUTH, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, I CANT EVEN EAT A WHOLE REESES CUP WITH OUT CHOKING! TOBY YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
rest in fucking pieces you goddamn chipmunk
Seo’s Valentine’s chocolate story
Iwatobi Swimclub 2.0
hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.